The God's Chat Room, Post Apocalypse<God> ... Ah dammit. >_<The God's Chat Room, Post Apocalypse by ~arjei
<Zeus> wat is it man ?
<God> A thing of mine just CRASHED HARD and it was very important.
<Zeus> what wsa it?
<God> That 'Human' project I was working on for the last who knows how lomg.
<odin> What pop up?
<God> Ummm, fuck, hold on.
<Jupiter> <God> Fuck, why did I give them free will? The made blue Pepsi! WHY?!?!
<God> Hey, BP's good shit. : P
<Jupiter> Syas you. : P
<God> Bah. Anyways, this came up:
<God> A FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURRED IN EARTH:/HUMANS.EXE THIS PROGRAM WILL BE TERMINATED. PLEASE RESTART.
MLP: Fim - Fear and Loathing shortWe were on the edge of Balestow, on the edge of the desert, when the sugar started to take hold. I remember turning to my purple maned friend and saying:MLP: Fim - Fear and Loathing short by ~arjei
"I'm feeling a bit twitchy. Maybe you should drive."
Suddenly there was a huge roar all around us and the sky was filled with what looked like a cross between a cocktrice's nightmare and a manticore's wet dream, all swooping and screeching at the cart. I heard myself blurt out "Holy Celestia, what are these goddamned animals?"
My good friend and unfortunate travel buddy Rarity turned to me asking "Pinkie? Are you alright?"
"Yeah yeah," I mumbled out. "I'm fine. I just think it's your tur
Mystery Equestria Theater 3000 - IntroTurn down your lights. (If there's an alicorn available.)Mystery Equestria Theater 3000 - Intro by ~arjei
It was early afternoon at the Ponyville Library where six good friends were mulling over, of all things, a book.
"So, Twilight, how did you come across this?" Asked Rarity, prodding the tome with her hoof.
"Well," answered Twilight Sparkle, "Whenever I have to order books for the library's patrons from the main branch in Canterlot..."
"Along with whatever you want." Spike's voice rang out from the kitchen. The purple unicorn shot the dragon a glare of dissatisfaction through the door of the kitchen before continuing on.
"Whenever I receive the order, there are always